Dear folks,
My, my, my...don't I feel like an idiot? Or rather, don't you? No, no...of course not! You've only taken this thing waaay too far. Ha. Silly you! I'm not obsessed, and I'm certainly not stupid. I'm just a fan of Jason Feifer, and I figured it would be fun if he got a little bit of recognition. He thought it was fun too. Hell, it was fun for both of us. But obviously, it was not fun for you. So, in light of all this, I've taken down the big, fancy, bright fan site, and returned the rinky-dinky one hosted on Tripod. Still have a problem with me, and what I do for a grin? Don't come to my site! Nyah. Take that, Moz.
A little note: I am not 10. I am 16. I am a female and I do have a boyfriend that I've been dating for almost a year. Therefore, it would be quite impossible for me to be in love with Jason and/or a silly 10 year old child. I like the guy. He's awfully nice when you talk to him over e-mail. That's why I made the site. That's why I redesigned it. And you know what? I had a blast! I can't speak for Jason, but I bet he was awfully tickled too.
There. You morons have won. Now stop e-mailing me stupid-ass comments and putting them in the Rabid Fan Book. (note: not everyone's a moron. Some folks have actually enjoyed the idea. So thank you! You folks are swell) Interesting how people who enjoy the Happy Scrappy Page can have such a small sense of humor.
Cheerfully and pleased,
~M
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